Exciting? Elisha Cuthbert’s really going crazy with these bikini pics lately (you can catch the latest here). Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that jazz so I’m not sure why Elisha’s putting us on bikini overdose here, I can’t complain, but really? Again? Attention whore much?
Gorgeous! Thank God for Victoria’s Secret’s Miranda Kerr, if it were not for her pimping some perfume there would be no good news today! And guess what! She’s aussie! So perfect!
Hmm. The eternally old and smelling of cabbage material girl, Madonna, made out with a poor unsuspecting back up dancer recently. The world watched in horror as another nimbled bodied hot thing, fell prey to madonna’s legendary whoredom and lust to be young again.
Madonna, bitch, nobody likes you or your accents. Read some books, move to the countryside, and SHUTUP!!!
Love,
Everyone in the goddamn world.
GAH! Elisha Cuthbert hit the sand with new boytoy Dion Phaneuf yesterday and holy mother of God!!! Those glasses and angry face need to go!!! I promise to you, my friend, that my penis didst jump up to hide in my bowels so quickly I felt it hit my tonsils. WTF!!!?
Yawn. The smarmy fake sh*tfest that is The Hills has been picked up for season 4. This is gonna be a bad day, I can tell already.
NOOOOO! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! No! NOOOOO! No! NO!!! No, no, NO!!!
Mila Kunis has a crappy nude scene in a crappy movie titled Boot Camp. The usually awesome Egotastic has the crappy vid, watch it there if you have no soul, you son of a bitch.
Whomever will I love now!?
Wowza! Elisha Cuthbert frolics in a bikini alongside Calgary Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf! Dion’s great and all, but where the hell is Alexander Ovechkin!? Douchebag Mike Comrie has Hilary Duff, Phaneuf has Elisha Cuthbert, why the hell doesn’t Ovechkin have some young and insanely hot gal!? WHY!? ANSWER ME THIS!
I don’t believe in God anymore.
Really!? Britney Spears is back on the set of How I Met Your Mother! I don’t even know what to say right now! LOL!! WTF!!!?? ROFL! LMAO OMG OMFG LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! (head implodes)
